"twinkle twinkle little...""LION!""a lion? lion's don't twinkle!""ah!hahaHAhahah."selah and i discuss lyrics
This weekend I fake played guitar.And Selah sang about twinkling lions,and gave me a Sher Khan (tiger) sticker. 
And I went to check out this Pier One table in person,which led to spotting a wine-tasting,so I went (alone. funniest thing of my life.)so then I walked around a little more,(in case those three sips of wine stunted my driving skills),and I ended up back at the mall with good friends,and leaving the mall with these white Gap jeans,bought with a $25 off coupon.
(if you give a mouse a cookie...) 
Beat that. (You have a good weekend, too?)